I was being sarcastic about that Pam and Jim video below, BTW. We all know that love story crappola really annoys me. Look, I just want to laugh. I just want to watch Steve Carell make me laugh and that's why I watch The Office. Now Dwight Shrute -- he makes me laugh. Therefore let's enjoy a Dwight Shrute montage in honor of tonight's season premiere!

In case you didn't know, I'm addicted to The Office. This is why I'd like you to now behold the next greatest love story of our time – Pam and Jim!

The fallout from Steve Irwin's death continues as stingrays are now being found injured near where Irwin was killed. People are just taking the Crocodile Hunter's death so seriously -- or so I thought until I read The Daily Gut. Not that I'd ever want to make light of someone's passing, but I'd just like to point out that everyone else is. It wasn't me that created the game Terri Irwin's Revenge; I'm just the guy telling you about it. I am also not telling you to go play it, but you can if you want to.

Oh, how I love Family Guy:

And now, let's remember a true genius:

Great...now that I am getting all buff from working out at 24 Hour Fitness, Mary is getting this idea that I should play ice hockey with her. Please talk her out of it!